Lara Trump looks fabulous at Mar-a-Lago's NYE party!

Why doesn't she just walk around naked with a traffic cone stuffed up her gash?

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by Anonymousreply 222January 14, 2024 2:47 AM

The word *sleaze* comes to mind. Also, if you're going to have bolt-ons, may as well have 'em look like bolt-ons.

by Anonymousreply 1January 1, 2024 5:48 PM

Her legs look hairy and dirty at the same time, gross.

by Anonymousreply 2January 1, 2024 5:54 PM

Looks like a contestant on Drag Race.

by Anonymousreply 3January 1, 2024 5:58 PM

Those "parties" at Mar-a-Lardo remind me of Edgar Allan Poe's MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH.

by Anonymousreply 5January 1, 2024 6:01 PM

⭕️ ⭕️ Wait til the babies try to nurse off of those hubcaps. It will be more misery

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by Anonymousreply 6January 1, 2024 6:02 PM

This is what has happened since gays were ousted as the primary gatekeepers of fashion and style, women look like cartoon characters when they go for the look they THINK straight men want, and to compete with other women. It’s sad how hideous most women dress now and the hair & makeup is disgusting. When the gays ran the show in the 20s-50s they never looked better.

Bleached blonde with bad roots, caked on powder, Sharpie eyebrows, prolapsed filler lips, fake tits, dead Botox face, slut costume… rinse & repeat. They’re all the same.

by Anonymousreply 7January 1, 2024 6:02 PM

Someone needs to tell these cunts that concealer is not foundation.

by Anonymousreply 8January 1, 2024 6:03 PM

Going to a whorehouse after Maralago, men say, “How tasteful and demure!”

by Anonymousreply 9January 1, 2024 6:03 PM

It looks like her surgeon placed her bolt-ons a bit too low.

by Anonymousreply 10January 1, 2024 6:04 PM

This is the follow-up to the "Why do Republican women all look like whores?" thread. It really is bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 11January 1, 2024 6:05 PM

It looks like you can see her vagina.

That's not really a look, is it?

by Anonymousreply 12January 1, 2024 6:07 PM

He looks like the Ringmaster of a touring Eastern European Circus troupe. She's either the Lion Tamer's Assistant or the High Wire act.

Or...

He's hawking a Ponzi Scheme at the New Year's Eve party at the local bordello she run's.

by Anonymousreply 13January 1, 2024 6:07 PM

Those bolt-ons look like two sacks of concrete left out in the rain. She's hideous, but no more so than her husband.

by Anonymousreply 14January 1, 2024 6:08 PM

It's pretty hard to out-whore Kimberly but I think she done dood it!

by Anonymousreply 16January 1, 2024 6:09 PM

Brief clip of Trump at the party, watching Vanilla ICE perform. He looks like he knows it's all gonna come to an end this year.

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by Anonymousreply 17January 1, 2024 6:11 PM

Trump looks - how can I put it? Greyed out? In all the NYE shots he just looks exhausted. I'd almost feel sorry for him. It's as if you can see the waves of grim reality passing over him.

by Anonymousreply 19January 1, 2024 6:14 PM

[quote] I'd almost feel sorry for him.

No, that'll never happen. He deserves whatever torment comes his way (and that's still not enough).

by Anonymousreply 21January 1, 2024 6:15 PM

Meanwhile, Eric looks like he's lost too much weight.

There was a sweet spot when the surgery settled and he was a bit heavier that he looked like a generic, dumb jock and passible for attractive. Now he looks more like Jr. and also more like a creep whose rotting soul is being exposed to the world.

by Anonymousreply 22January 1, 2024 6:17 PM

R21, yeah, it was a very momentary thing.

But this is the first time I've seen him at one of these things where he doesn't seem to be feeding off the love of the crowd.

He's staring blankly into space as a washed-up asshole jumps around a stage with a cartoon turtle.

He looks as if he's thinking "Who invited Mitch McConnell?"

by Anonymousreply 23January 1, 2024 6:18 PM

Her tits look like they’re about six inches too low

by Anonymousreply 24January 1, 2024 6:20 PM

R23 He could also be blanking out like Mitch McTurtle. It could be the Alzheimer's taking over.

by Anonymousreply 26January 1, 2024 6:21 PM

Orange Jesus is exhibiting the same expression my nephew used to, when he was in-process of soiling his diaper.

Depending on the timestamp, that photo documented either his last bowel evacuation of 2023 or his first of 2024.

by Anonymousreply 27January 1, 2024 6:25 PM

What About The CHILDREN???

by Anonymousreply 28January 1, 2024 6:26 PM

Eric's tummy and love handles look much diminished. Ozeempic?

by Anonymousreply 29January 1, 2024 6:30 PM

Are they reviving the Follies Bergere with hideous drag queens?

by Anonymousreply 32January 1, 2024 6:34 PM

Just like Daddy, Eric will be dumping this bitch for a newer, shinier model.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

by Anonymousreply 33January 1, 2024 6:54 PM

[quote] The apple never falls far from the tree.

If she's lucky, Eric will throw ol' Lara some apples to chomp on.

by Anonymousreply 35January 1, 2024 6:56 PM

Imagine having Lara Trump as a mother, or Eric as father. I would have sympathy for the kids, but they'll probably grow up to be sociopaths like the rest of the Trumps.

by Anonymousreply 36January 1, 2024 6:57 PM

Her eye surgery did not come out even.

They remind of even trashier versions of the Kardashians

by Anonymousreply 38January 1, 2024 6:58 PM

[quote] Imagine having Lara Trump as a mother, or Eric as father. I would have sympathy for the kids, but they'll probably grow up to be sociopaths like the rest of the Trumps.

A glimmer of hope is that they also have Mary as a cousin. With a bit of luck, some of spawn of Ivanka, Jr., or Eric will join her in speaking out as they mature and find their own way in the world.

...especially when there is no money left (and the business could be decimated as soon as this week, actually)

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by Anonymousreply 39January 1, 2024 7:05 PM

[quote] "Going to a whorehouse after Maralago, men say, “How tasteful and demure!”

Mar-A-Lago IS the brothel, R9.

by Anonymousreply 40January 1, 2024 7:08 PM

R39 Mary is a good egg. The rest are rotten.

by Anonymousreply 41January 1, 2024 7:20 PM

She wearing drag queen sandals. They look two sizes to big and extra wide. And I believe her back foot is standing on the "gown."

by Anonymousreply 42January 1, 2024 7:29 PM

It looks like she's wearing one of those tearaway dresses strippers wear just before their big on-stage reveal.

by Anonymousreply 43January 1, 2024 7:33 PM

What’s going on with her toes? Spray tan rubbing off? Why don’t the Trumps embrace their natural skin color if they think white is so superior?

by Anonymousreply 44January 1, 2024 7:41 PM

Well it was just ghastly!

by Anonymousreply 45January 1, 2024 7:48 PM

Lara looks like Adam Levine!

by Anonymousreply 47January 1, 2024 7:57 PM

[quote] He's staring blankly into space as a washed-up asshole jumps around a stage with a cartoon turtle.

Somehow it's even worse than I expected

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by Anonymousreply 48January 1, 2024 8:04 PM

^ I think that's the most conservative outfit I've seen her wear since she took up with Fox.

by Anonymousreply 49January 1, 2024 8:07 PM

Re: R46: The Trump men need to look into getting shoulder implants. Their old man, rounded shoulders are disturbing to look at. If they aren't going to get some sort of implants or do the work of lifting weights, for God's sake, they need to cover the rickety peepaw shoulders up.

by Anonymousreply 50January 1, 2024 8:34 PM

[quote]Mary is a good egg. The rest are rotten.

And a fabulous sapphic sister! It does us proud to have the one acceptable Trump on our team.

by Anonymousreply 51January 1, 2024 10:34 PM

R39, could you give more info about the decimation of the business potentially this week? Thanks...!

by Anonymousreply 52January 1, 2024 10:37 PM

I just realized that I have that same Mets cap as Mary at R39. And zillions of other people.

by Anonymousreply 53January 1, 2024 10:40 PM

Were Tiff and Pipebomb Marge the backup dancers?

by Anonymousreply 54January 1, 2024 10:48 PM

[quote] He looks like he knows it's all gonna come to an end this year.

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by Anonymousreply 55January 1, 2024 10:51 PM

The only way Tiffany Lamp would be part of this shitshow is if her mother was tied up in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 56January 1, 2024 10:52 PM

You really have to try to have the worst implants in the Trump family. Every woman in it looks like an episode of botched

by Anonymousreply 57January 1, 2024 11:08 PM

Whoever did her pedicure did a fantastic job!

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by Anonymousreply 58January 1, 2024 11:10 PM

Well Laura is auditioning for Donald's Vice President, she might be in the lead if Donald got to feel that up.

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by Anonymousreply 59January 1, 2024 11:15 PM

[quote] more info about the decimation of the business potentially this week

Pardon me, I misspoke

[quote] The judge has already ruled that Trump, his adult sons and their businesses were liable for persistent and repeated fraud in a summary judgment opinion before the trial began. He also ordered the dissolution of Trump’s business certificates. (Trump has appealed the decision.) Engoron will determine how much the Trumps and their company must pay and the fate of their business in New York.

[quote] With witness testimony concluded, the attorney general’s office and Trump’s [bold] lawyers have until January 5 to file briefs summarizing their positions. Oral arguments are scheduled for January 11.

[quote] Engoron is expected to issue his ruling soon after [[/bold] on how much in disgorgement, or ill-gotten gains, Trump will need to pay based on the judge’s earlier ruling that the financial statements were fraudulent.

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by Anonymousreply 60January 1, 2024 11:21 PM

But, I will add that if you follow them on social media, MAGAworld is super hyped about something linking Jeffry Epstein and Bill Clinton coming out in the next couple of days. They only get this excited when they are trying to get ahead of something else and/or when they get massively caught off guard (like tRump getting indicted the same day as the Dylan M Bud Light brouhaha).

by Anonymousreply 61January 1, 2024 11:31 PM

What's to get ahead of with Clinton? Js he running for office?

by Anonymousreply 62January 1, 2024 11:37 PM

Clinton is low hanging fruit. They think they will trigger Hillary and "the libs" plus excuse Trump being besties with Epstein (who committed "suicide" under his watch, hmmmm), if they can finish Clinton off with the list.

No one is going to be triggered but MAGA when they see how little people will care either way. He's a rapist, like Trump? Lock him up. He's not a rapist, unlike Trump? GFY.

by Anonymousreply 63January 1, 2024 11:49 PM

R7 no gay man in the world can fix that mess honey. At least she appears to be wearing underwear. Small favors and all that.

R48 the audience in that video makes me think of the end scene in Rosemary’s Baby where everyone’s gathered to check out Satan Jr.

Off topic: I’m watching “Elvis” and I’m not enjoying it. I really can’t stand Baz Luhrmann

by Anonymousreply 64January 1, 2024 11:52 PM

[quote] Sadness

[quote] I think she bought it from a Dior to Dior salesman.

[quote] More importantly, why do I have to see it

[quote] I’ve never seen ombré skin before. Starts out light on her forehead and darkens down gradually from her chin to her feet. Weird.

[quote] The Siegfried & Roy farewell tour, I remember it well

[quote] Christian hooker couture.

[quote] Laura looks like she auditioned for a show in Vegas and then slipped on a robe to chat with her manager.

[quote] Looks like Lara is getting ready for her residency in Vegas. $1 - $7 seats with a coupon for a drink

[quote] She didn’t want to pay full price for the dress??

[quote]They bring out and unappetizer just before dinner to save money

[quote] When the implant seams are visible through the dress top, time to reconsider your fabric choices.

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by Anonymousreply 65January 2, 2024 12:27 AM

I fail to see why you'd insult Madam with a gross comparison with the likes of Lara Trump and her bolt ons.

Rude.

by Anonymousreply 66January 2, 2024 1:21 AM

Prostitution Whore, all of them.

by Anonymousreply 67January 2, 2024 1:33 AM

Where do you purchase such a hideous gown? Does she not own a mirror?

by Anonymousreply 68January 2, 2024 2:08 AM

[quote]Where do you purchase such a hideous gown?

Frederick's of Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 69January 2, 2024 2:12 AM

Rather see Miss Lindsey at Mar-a-Lago. She’s there.

by Anonymousreply 71January 2, 2024 2:37 AM

Lara is no spring chicken. Nasty look on her.

by Anonymousreply 72January 2, 2024 2:42 AM

Michael and I are praying for their reprobate souls.

by Anonymousreply 73January 2, 2024 2:46 AM

She got it on Ali express

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by Anonymousreply 74January 2, 2024 3:24 AM

Lol at Eric's similar pose next to her.

by Anonymousreply 75January 2, 2024 3:25 AM

Fantastic find, R74!

$46.23 is about how much it is worth.

by Anonymousreply 76January 2, 2024 3:27 AM

[quote] She’s 41. She’s made herself look like she’s 65 trying to look 41. And I’m not an expert on boobs, I mean I have a set — but they don’t typically do… ummm —- this.

[quote] She’s got a honking body. Too bad about her face and her man.

[quote] Right dress… Wrong hanger!

[quote] She has that Bond villain look.

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by Anonymousreply 77January 2, 2024 3:32 AM

The "gown" cost 46 bucks?

LOFUCKINGl!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 78January 2, 2024 3:36 AM

Well, to be fair, sites like AliExpress routinely rip off major designer dresses. I seriously doubt Lara Trump goes slumming on a Chinese website.

by Anonymousreply 79January 2, 2024 3:37 AM

Hers looks cheap as hell.

by Anonymousreply 80January 2, 2024 3:40 AM

No, OP she din't look Fabulous! She looked like a whoor! A filthy putana whoor.

by Anonymousreply 81January 2, 2024 3:41 AM

If she paid more than $30 for that trash, she was ripped off

by Anonymousreply 82January 2, 2024 3:44 AM

I vote that she DID buy it on Aliexpress.

by Anonymousreply 83January 2, 2024 3:44 AM

The $46 gown explains the enormous drag queen sandals. She got them at some thrift store or white elephant sale.

by Anonymousreply 84January 2, 2024 4:07 AM

He’ll live to 100 the most evil always do

by Anonymousreply 85January 2, 2024 4:13 AM

They're broke. Qusay Trump is too much under the spotlight to grift charities. He has no business skill. And Daddy doesn't give Qusay much of an allowance from his own grifted millions.

by Anonymousreply 86January 2, 2024 4:17 AM

I swear I’ve seen her hauling the pick six cardboard carrier of wine around Kroger at 1pm before. 20% off!

by Anonymousreply 87January 2, 2024 4:34 AM

The Ali express one has that weird seam on the boobs that look like her breast implants failed. The coture dress they knocked off is missing those seams. All the Trumps are broke. It's why they grift so much

by Anonymousreply 89January 2, 2024 4:40 AM

I feel like some rwnj would beat her up for trying to use the women's bathroom

by Anonymousreply 91January 2, 2024 4:42 AM

Imagine the firestorm if Malia Obama or Chelsea Clinton turned up to an event dressed like this. It would be the top story on Fox for a month.

Someone among Trump’s in-laws dresses like a ghetto streetwalker skank and it gets zero coverage.

Hashtag liberal media. Or whatever

by Anonymousreply 92January 2, 2024 4:47 AM

Because they all dress like whores. Even "orthodox Jew" Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 93January 2, 2024 5:08 AM

Listen up. "Oscar G Couture" has zilch to do with the French couture. He probably has the same dealer as Qusay and Uday, or he is their dealer.

This shot is in the Mar a Largo old ballroom. Which Trump has ruined with those ghastly overscaled Chinese ersatz Marie Thérèse chandeliers.

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by Anonymousreply 94January 2, 2024 5:15 AM

Them ‘publican folks sure do know how to “get down”! nicht war ?

by Anonymousreply 95January 2, 2024 5:47 AM

She looks like a stripper who married well.

by Anonymousreply 96January 2, 2024 6:08 AM

Oh my lord, that is actually an aliexpress dress or close enough to one that it makes no difference. She probably got the trashy shoes from the same site.

Now that Fuckface von Clownstick is keeping all of his ill-gotten gains for himself, there's no money to support his useless offspring anymore. Ivanka will be fine, she has 2 billion from the Saudis and the rest of whatever Jared and his father are stealing.

Just out of idle curiosity, have any of the groundskeepers at the golf course cleaned up Ivana's grave yet? Probably not, I just thought I'd ask.

by Anonymousreply 97January 2, 2024 7:00 AM

she looks kinda hot honestly. not lauren boebert hot but i'd smash like gallagher. i hate to admit it but trashy is sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 98January 2, 2024 7:24 AM

Any cunt who would actually marry and procreate with Eric Trump is so miserable and twisted that she couldn't possible be worth fucking. Even for a straight guy, there's too much PROSTITUTION WHORE going on there.

by Anonymousreply 99January 2, 2024 7:30 AM

R99 my dick ain't listening

by Anonymousreply 100January 2, 2024 7:33 AM

R98, how long have you been attracted to drag queens?

by Anonymousreply 101January 2, 2024 7:42 AM

r101 hoebert is trashy hot. i wish her death but it is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 102January 2, 2024 7:44 AM

This really does seem like something a filler queen from St Louis would slap together out of bathmats and aluminum foil. Category is...Show us your charisma, uniqueness nerve and talent

by Anonymousreply 103January 2, 2024 7:54 AM

It was a Project Runway challenge. Use a glue gun to make a dress out of polyester and sparkly netting.

by Anonymousreply 104January 2, 2024 8:03 AM

She isn't even that pretty. The fake boobs look hard as rocks.

by Anonymousreply 105January 2, 2024 1:16 PM

[quote] When the gays ran the show in the 20s-50s

Or even longer!

by Anonymousreply 106January 2, 2024 1:37 PM

"She isn't even that pretty."

I've seen used tampons that look better.

by Anonymousreply 107January 2, 2024 1:48 PM

^^^ The light blue outfit looks just as bad. What bizarre fashion sense.

by Anonymousreply 109January 2, 2024 1:55 PM

Paul Rudnick sums it up:

Lara Trump's outfits are made by:

- A mean gay child

- Hobby Lobby

- Someone fired from Holiday On Ice

- Whoever told her to marry Eric

- A Project Runway contestant assigned to "Sew a bridesmaid's dress using items from the Bed Bath&Beyond going-out-of-business sale"

See Twitter for examples

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by Anonymousreply 110January 2, 2024 2:11 PM

Isn’t she from Bumfuck, Flyover?

by Anonymousreply 111January 2, 2024 2:13 PM

Ali express? Just like Pat Nixon's cloth coat!

by Anonymousreply 112January 2, 2024 2:15 PM

She makes me feel that each entry in the "Why Do Republican Women Dress Like Whores?" thread should have its own thread.

by Anonymousreply 113January 2, 2024 2:18 PM

In the "classier clubs" the strippers have to walk out in evening gowns and go plug away for lap dances. This is giving me that. Except with that face she couldn't get hired

by Anonymousreply 114January 2, 2024 2:33 PM

[quote] Except with that face she couldn't get hired

But ... but ... I spent so much money on it!

by Anonymousreply 115January 2, 2024 2:35 PM

Here's her deeply autotuned debut cuntree single

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by Anonymousreply 116January 2, 2024 2:52 PM

I'd be willing to bet Eric has spent more money on his face than she has on hers. He's also had surgery to cut back his gums, right? He's toothier now.

by Anonymousreply 117January 2, 2024 2:54 PM

It looks like the plastic surgeon accidently did the opposite surgeries on them and Lara got the jaw implants and Eric got the feminization.

by Anonymousreply 118January 2, 2024 3:02 PM

Stupid bitch actually posted this.

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by Anonymousreply 119January 2, 2024 3:12 PM

I think she's super elegant, distinguished-looking and a natural beauty gifted with a lovely voice, R116.

Signed,

Fellow demure, classy and talented beauty Lolo Ferrari, posting from Heaven

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by Anonymousreply 120January 2, 2024 3:19 PM

Oh, my goodness. You know if there's a glam video for Lara, there's got to be one for Kimbo. Gawd, have mercy on our souls.

by Anonymousreply 121January 2, 2024 3:27 PM

Designed by Oscar Lopez, winner of Under the Gunn. He’s got it on his IG

by Anonymousreply 122January 2, 2024 4:16 PM

I'm sure Oscar would have whipped up some dreamy confections for Eva Braun as well.

by Anonymousreply 124January 2, 2024 4:25 PM

Trump sends the gals before the Mar-a-Lago club members and big donors, to shake down those octogenarians with lap dances+ for big bucks. Kimberly, Lara, Kari, Marjorie, Kellyanne, etc., garner peanuts compared to Miss Lindzey. She knows best how to do it and what all those elder men desire. Kimberly charges too much. With Miss Lindzey, it’s a fabulous bargain.

by Anonymousreply 125January 2, 2024 5:07 PM

When will super MAGA, Marsha Blackburn, be photographed with a new, properly brushed and styled wig; not those unkempt rat nest pieces that may come from Walmart?

by Anonymousreply 126January 2, 2024 5:14 PM

Mar-A-Lago is the Hellfire Club 🔥

by Anonymousreply 127January 2, 2024 5:19 PM

More for the "Republican women who look like whores" category. I only recognize Habba. The cleavage assortment is pretty funny.

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by Anonymousreply 128January 2, 2024 5:20 PM

Ever so suddenly, older than Biden

by Anonymousreply 129January 2, 2024 5:23 PM

When did she become black?

by Anonymousreply 130January 2, 2024 5:28 PM

I don't understand breast implants. It seems like a form of self mutilation

by Anonymousreply 131January 2, 2024 5:41 PM

Lara Trump is an It Girl!!!

STEPHEN KING'S...IT

by Anonymousreply 132January 2, 2024 5:52 PM

She hates being a mom so much. It's as obvious as those implants

by Anonymousreply 133January 2, 2024 6:07 PM

Oscar Lopez also dresses the other Trump hooker, Guilfoyle.

I'm not a woman or a 'knowledgeable about fashion and design' gay man, but his work really sucks. Check out his IG.

I know boycotts rarely have an effect, but the word should get out about who it is he dresses.

Thom Gunn?

by Anonymousreply 134January 2, 2024 6:56 PM

Ferrari / R120 must have a hard time sleeping with those gigantic breast implants in the way, plus back pain after lugging them around all day.

by Anonymousreply 135January 2, 2024 8:04 PM

If she isn't, R136, then she's perfected the trashy stripper look.

by Anonymousreply 137January 2, 2024 8:07 PM

That model could be my twin r74!

by Anonymousreply 138January 2, 2024 8:46 PM

Lara, you're nothin' but a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 139January 2, 2024 9:45 PM

Sad fact is it costs a lot to look THAT cheap.

by Anonymousreply 140January 2, 2024 10:36 PM

I keep going back to R13's comment for a good snort laugh. So funny.

by Anonymousreply 141January 2, 2024 11:42 PM

I keep waiting for the thread title:

Trump, sad last days

by Anonymousreply 142January 3, 2024 12:09 AM

That Lopez guy is deleting any negative comments on his IG. He’s a Cuban living in South Florida who had a fashion show at MAGA-Lardo in 2011. Putting it all together, I’m guessing he’s a deplorable who makes his money making hooker outfits for rich MAGAT women.

by Anonymousreply 143January 3, 2024 12:42 AM

R140 It's not a "sad" fact. Look at it this way, when the vulgar rich spend fortunes on their vulgar consumption, it is recirculating their money to all the average folks involved in those trades.

by Anonymousreply 144January 3, 2024 12:49 AM

I used to just call “vulgar rich” “hillbillies with money”.

by Anonymousreply 145January 3, 2024 12:52 AM

Eric looks quite haggard. All the legal hullabaloo must be getting to him.

by Anonymousreply 146January 3, 2024 1:13 AM

I don't understand how anyone can look at those coconut shells attached to her chest and think it looks natural or attractive or sexy. Admittedly I'm a gay guy but how does this possibly compare to the real thing?

by Anonymousreply 147January 3, 2024 1:14 AM

[quote] Eric looks quite haggard. All the legal hullabaloo must be getting to him.

He is contemplating what it will be like to be poor.

by Anonymousreply 148January 3, 2024 1:20 AM

[quote] He is contemplating what it will be like to be poor.

If they really are shopping on Ali Express then it's more than just contemplating...

by Anonymousreply 149January 3, 2024 1:28 AM

R55, I couldn't imagine being there with these people. Standing in this room at this moment with these people is the culmination of a life not lived well.

by Anonymousreply 150January 3, 2024 1:30 AM

The "designer" who made her dress seems to be impressed with this awful woman. Doesn't Mr. Miami know these people HATE him for being an immigrant?

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by Anonymousreply 152January 3, 2024 1:38 AM

Didn't Melania wear that same gown at least five seasons ago ?

by Anonymousreply 153January 3, 2024 1:44 AM

Lara on her show broadcast by Fox, frequently introduced Diamond & Silk. Diamond has been deceased for a couple of years now. Fox also had banned D & S. The duo was from N.C. Lara attended N.C. State.

by Anonymousreply 154January 3, 2024 1:57 AM

At Mar-a-Lago, Kimberly leads the chain dances of the locomotion and the bunny hop. Lara is always further back.

by Anonymousreply 155January 3, 2024 2:01 AM

Bill Clinton is on the Epstein client list?

Well that settles it - NOT voting for him in 2024!

by Anonymousreply 156January 3, 2024 2:23 AM

[quote] Bill Clinton is on the Epstein client list? Well that settles it - NOT voting for him in 2024!

Agree,

And so is tRump. NOT voting for him in 2024 either!

I guess that means I'm voting for the guy who is NOT on any Epstein list:

Joe Biden!

by Anonymousreply 157January 3, 2024 2:56 AM

[quote]At Mar-a-Lago, Kimberly leads the chain dances of the locomotion and the bunny hop.

Yeah, I can just see those boobs going hop hop hop.

by Anonymousreply 158January 3, 2024 3:01 AM

^^^ ps:

After a week of all of the rightwing accounts hyping it relentlessly, they have now turned to complaining about the lack of an unredacted release.

ie: dEep STaTE covERuP!!!

by Anonymousreply 159January 3, 2024 3:02 AM

How my Clinton/Epstein comment wound up on this thread?

Who the fuck knows.

Oh well.

Republican women all look like 75 year old strippers.

by Anonymousreply 160January 3, 2024 3:17 AM

Geez, I’d take 4 more years of dorky Biden and his crew physically and figuratively tripping all over the place, over another four of Republicans in all their sartorial and verbal high trashiness, as evidenced in that concubine’s photo.

by Anonymousreply 161January 3, 2024 4:34 AM

Bear in mind this skank attempted to run for a senate seat in North Carolina in 2022. It would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking grotesque. There's really only one thing to say about Lara's outfit and about Lara herself (in general).

PROSTITUTION WHORE! PROSTITUTION WHORE! PROSTITUTION WHORE!*

by Anonymousreply 162January 3, 2024 6:55 AM

This delusional piece of gristle who likes like she belongs to Kelly Ann Conway doesn't rule herself out as a VP for her father in law. How much cocaine are they doing at Mar a Lago?

by Anonymousreply 163January 3, 2024 8:32 AM

Unfortunately not enough to kill them, R163.

Someone needs to introduce them to speedballs. That'll clear most of them out.

by Anonymousreply 164January 3, 2024 8:51 AM

Here are the facts (guaranteed). That slut didn't pay one penny for that schmatta. She looked until she found some desperate designer who'd give her a dress if she'd wear it to a public event and tell everyone who designed it.

by Anonymousreply 165January 3, 2024 10:27 AM

You want to know where well established celebrities (and the old money wealthy) shop when they have to pay out of their own pockets? They shop at Target, Walmart, and all the other discount stores. It's the young idiots who've found their ways into the big money who think they have to prove how rich they are by shopping at luxury retailers.

Trust me on one thing, if you've been lucky enough to have earned a sizable amount of money, the hardest thing about it is not making, it's keeping it.

by Anonymousreply 166January 3, 2024 10:51 AM

At Mar-a-Lago stays, I want delightful brunches & dinners, have drinky poos all day and well into the night, hang by the pool & gossip, golf with my “daddy”, do the rimming, videotape an interview for Fox, leak information on the phone to my favorite reporter, and sashay about my suite in lingerie and tasteful skirts and gowns….not the vulgar attire of Jr. & Gum’s hussies.

by Anonymousreply 167January 3, 2024 11:02 AM

I've seen less flashy $3000 a night whores in most every Vegas hotel casino lounge.

by Anonymousreply 168January 3, 2024 11:23 AM

I wonder howd they react at that party if Biden his brother and his son just decided to forget to wear trousers and walk into the party. Rethugs would cry. Shut the party down boys!

by Anonymousreply 169January 3, 2024 12:05 PM

Ugh. She's a hideous horse face . Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 170January 3, 2024 12:27 PM

Her implants are way too low on her chest.

by Anonymousreply 171January 3, 2024 4:09 PM

[quote]Her implants are way too low on her chest.

That's where the stud was.

by Anonymousreply 172January 3, 2024 4:16 PM

I don't understand the "too low" fake tits thing. They're so obviously fake, they'd never be mistaken for real. They're like oversized tennis balls and I'm told that's about what they feel like too (eww). There's no reason to hang them so low, they can bolt them on anywhere and move the nips if they're not in the right place.

Fake tits are weird, especially when they're so poorly done.

by Anonymousreply 173January 3, 2024 5:08 PM

[quote]She looked until she found some desperate designer who'd give her a dress if she'd wear it to a public event and tell everyone who designed it.

Siri, show me what Kid Rock's eveningwear line would look like.

by Anonymousreply 174January 4, 2024 12:11 AM

She’s a 41 y.o. mother trying to come across as a 21 y.o. fashion model. Her body, face, and chosen attire, don’t work at all for that.

She looks clownish and not sexy. Maybe some old geezers in the Mar-a-Lago dining hall find her appealing. Otherwise, she’s delusional.

by Anonymousreply 175January 4, 2024 12:16 AM

Only 41? Jesus are they all on meth?

by Anonymousreply 176January 4, 2024 12:33 AM

Probably doesn't require age to find that sexy. Just a Republican, most of whom have some unbalanced views and opinions about women. They are seen as merely utilitarian objects to serve their needs, sexual and otherwise.

(I am a gay man, not a woman, so don't go down that road.)

by Anonymousreply 177January 4, 2024 1:50 AM

She's dressing to please her FIL

by Anonymousreply 178January 4, 2024 3:41 AM

The feathers really give it that special showgirl touch.

by Anonymousreply 179January 4, 2024 4:11 AM

Republican women all dress like whores, cheap, nasty whores!

by Anonymousreply 180January 4, 2024 4:15 AM

She’s got a very very hard look that comes from inside. No surgery can fix that. A lifetime of empathy, kindness and possibly good works would have rendered a different visage 😊

by Anonymousreply 181January 4, 2024 12:14 PM

Did she borrow Melania's wedding dress?

by Anonymousreply 182January 4, 2024 12:30 PM

Vat is this? Vat? As if I "lend" my fabulous dresses to Eric's horse face hoor. NO. Listen, R182, do you know what I had to do for this wardrobe? I sleep with Donult many times. Many! Miss horse face only has to fuck Eric and he's easy to hide from. She could avoid him for months at a time.

by Anonymousreply 183January 4, 2024 10:41 PM

[quote] Habba says she was asked if she'd rather be smart or pretty, and she answered, "Pretty. I can fake being smart."

[quote] Every one of her court and media appearances proves she can't.

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by Anonymousreply 184January 5, 2024 12:10 AM

What is Lara trying to be? Provocatively sexy & classy?

It’s not working.

by Anonymousreply 185January 5, 2024 12:43 AM

She's soft auditioning for the remake of Working Girl. I don't think she understood the term.

by Anonymousreply 186January 5, 2024 12:44 PM

What next? Sarah Huckabee Sanders shows-up in Mar-a-Lago in her chosen attire and ready to boogie?

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by Anonymousreply 187January 5, 2024 6:14 PM

Apparently there are NO attractive spouses allowed in the Dump family.

Melania is the best of the bunch and she's only related to Barron. The rest of them were all hit with the ugly stick.

Was DJTJ's wife and the mother of his five children good looking? I have no memory of her.

by Anonymousreply 188January 5, 2024 7:18 PM

Eric looks like he got a new pair of chompers, two sizes too big.

by Anonymousreply 189January 5, 2024 7:21 PM

[quote]Apparently there are NO attractive spouses allowed in the Dump family.

I've been known to attract a roguish eye on occasion!

by Anonymousreply 190January 5, 2024 9:18 PM

[quote]Apparently there are NO attractive spouses allowed in the Dump family.

The Trump men think these trashy women are attractive.

by Anonymousreply 191January 6, 2024 12:28 AM

Marla Maples was beautiful, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 192January 6, 2024 2:35 AM

The mistresses are amazing, though. Take Lady Lindzebella, for example……..

by Anonymousreply 193January 6, 2024 2:50 PM

Witless Protection Program

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by Anonymousreply 194January 12, 2024 8:27 AM

Fuck you, R195! I think she looks fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 197January 13, 2024 7:10 AM

Still looks like a chubby, middle-aged Frau, R196.

by Anonymousreply 198January 13, 2024 7:19 AM

Surely, Alibaba has had to show tits. Or insert the mushroom.

by Anonymousreply 199January 13, 2024 7:25 AM

The ladies of Mar-a-Lago are such hussies.

They all want the glamour of Caitlyn Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 200January 13, 2024 9:36 AM

"insert the mushroom" is the new "polish the helmet," isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 201January 13, 2024 11:39 AM

The “designer’s” FB page is awesome. It’s like he has a bingo card to design these monsters - feathers/waist. Beads/coochi. Tule/shoulder. Rinse and repeat in a different order.

by Anonymousreply 202January 13, 2024 12:35 PM

All the trump men seem to marry hookers. Seems like the thing to do in republicunt high society. Maybe that’s why all the old bags dress so slutty.

I wonder how Dump feels about the fact that he’s being represented by a filthy Ay-rab immigrant’s daughter.

by Anonymousreply 203January 13, 2024 12:55 PM

Is Lara trying to make Eric jealous, having him fearing she’ll take-off with one of the geezer club members with dementia who has millions to waste?

by Anonymousreply 204January 13, 2024 1:09 PM

In her book, Stephanie Grisham has an explanation for why Lindsay Graham goes to Mar A Lago. He’s there constantly. She found him creepy. But the upshot is, he stays there for free, gets to play golf for free. No doubt he eats at the nightly buffet for free. That’s it. He’s a freeloader.

by Anonymousreply 205January 13, 2024 1:54 PM

Because Graham has a lot of dirt on Trump?

by Anonymousreply 206January 13, 2024 2:03 PM

Why does Graham get a lot of free stuff from Trump?

by Anonymousreply 207January 13, 2024 2:08 PM

Because then he'll do Trump's bidding when he casts his senatorial votes.

by Anonymousreply 208January 13, 2024 2:11 PM

Makes sense, R208. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 209January 13, 2024 2:13 PM

Miss Rimmer Thang is in love with the Orange Con Man.

She is a millionaire herself, and can get free golf in SC, free buffets, etc. from her corporate donors. SC has some of the country’s best golf courses and beach resorts. She doesn’t show in her home state for vacation or relaxing, or doing any actual work for the state beyond a photo-op.

Yeah she likes the freebies——and watch her in shops & boutiques.

by Anonymousreply 210January 13, 2024 2:28 PM

Laura’s Tits were once bolted on tight, but Eric is a nipple sucker. The things that boy does to those tits in his sleep…..

Should they win (how could they not?), surgery will tighten those up for her.

by Anonymousreply 211January 13, 2024 2:35 PM

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by Anonymousreply 212January 13, 2024 5:23 PM

“Trashy” from The Miami Herald

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by Anonymousreply 213January 13, 2024 5:32 PM

R212 “The Designer” claims all the trashy comments to are from people that are simply jealous.

by Anonymousreply 214January 13, 2024 6:13 PM

R214 agree- hack designed ugly dress

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by Anonymousreply 217January 13, 2024 10:38 PM

^^^ The designer with his skinny trousers and his giant shoes.

by Anonymousreply 218January 13, 2024 10:39 PM

Why does she look so hairy legged and hairy vagged?

by Anonymousreply 219January 14, 2024 12:07 AM

If she lost the nude, sequined singlet underneath the dress it would be infinitely more interesting..

by Anonymousreply 220January 14, 2024 12:28 AM

I lounge around the house in underwear and an open, long bathrobe. I could be a hit in Mar-a-Lago.

by Anonymousreply 221January 14, 2024 1:21 AM

Those flesh color panties add so much to the whole look. She has the nerve to wear marabou sleeves. Zsa Zsa Gabor did not die for your sins, heifer!

by Anonymousreply 222January 14, 2024 2:47 AM

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