Let's be "Earthquake" the movie!!

I'm Victoria Principal's closet which only items are about 10 of the same yellow t-shirts advertising her brother's motorcycle show.

by Anonymousreply 34July 1, 2022 4:58 AM

I'm the cartoon blood splatter when the elevator crashes.

by Anonymousreply 1November 27, 2021 5:13 AM

I'm the first line in the movie...

by Anonymousreply 2November 27, 2021 5:16 AM

I'm Geneviève Bujold rehearsing her scene as a nymphomaniac for a director who believes in type-casting but she'll deal with it.

I love how she starts it with "introductions, introductions" as she enters a party.

by Anonymousreply 3November 27, 2021 5:24 AM

I'm Ava Gardner who has the most sensitive hand ever. A man steps on it and she's in such pain she lets go of the ladder and plunges to her death.

by Anonymousreply 4November 27, 2021 5:25 AM

I'm the fab 1970s ultra-beige wardrobe worn by the now-blowsy La Gardner.

by Anonymousreply 5November 27, 2021 5:26 AM

I’m Charlton Heston’s custom Chevy Blazer. My transmission had 2 reverse gears.

by Anonymousreply 6November 27, 2021 5:36 AM

I'm Richard Roundtree (I never can tell if he dies or not)

by Anonymousreply 7November 27, 2021 5:44 AM

Im at first the "poor bitch" getting pushed aside and missing my chance to enter the elevator who turns into the "lucky bitch" for missing the ride (see R1)

by Anonymousreply 8November 27, 2021 5:50 AM

I'm the panty hose the woman have to take off to use as seat belts.

by Anonymousreply 9November 27, 2021 5:55 AM

I’m the crypto-homo weekend soldier.

by Anonymousreply 10November 27, 2021 6:00 AM

I'm the dumb fuck eating a chicken leg and chugging beer on the balcony...OF MY HILLSIDE HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES BUILT ON STILTS...

by Anonymousreply 11November 27, 2021 6:01 AM

I'm Victoria Principal who is actually really good in the scene where she yells to George Kennedy to help her and he drives away (to plot saving her.) He's crazy!

that scene always gets me

by Anonymousreply 12November 27, 2021 6:12 AM

I'm Genevieve Bujold's retarded child on the bicycle.

by Anonymousreply 13November 27, 2021 6:15 AM

I’m the subterranean parking structure everyone shelters in.

I cause major anxiety to claustrophobics.

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2021 6:20 AM

I’m Debralee Scott, whose scenes were inexplicably inserted into the TV broadcast.

by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2021 6:38 AM

I'm Livewires and Rushing water.

by Anonymousreply 17November 27, 2021 7:29 AM

I'm Walter Matthau mugging shamelessly in a corny cameo as a drunk back when alcoholism was "hilarious".

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by Anonymousreply 18November 27, 2021 7:46 AM

I'm Ava Gardner's false eyelashes.

by Anonymousreply 19November 27, 2021 7:53 AM

I'm Marjoe Gortner (yes, that's my name AND yes, I'm a man).

Was I ever really a thing in Hollywood?

The 1970s, man.

by Anonymousreply 20November 27, 2021 3:53 PM

What about the homosexualist character with the pin-ups on his wall? Didn't he represent every fucking ElderGay on DL?

by Anonymousreply 21November 27, 2021 4:00 PM

We know, r20, your name is a combo of Mary and Joseph.

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by Anonymousreply 22November 27, 2021 4:20 PM

I'm the truck full of cows falling off the crumbling freeway overpass.

by Anonymousreply 23November 27, 2021 4:27 PM

I'm the studio backlot which looks nothing like Los Angeles.

by Anonymousreply 24November 27, 2021 4:29 PM

I’m the line “Mother of God!”, uttered by extras and in voiceover throughout the film. I make a fun drinking game, too. Take a shot every time you hear me, and you’ll be pleasantly buzzed enough to enjoy the sheer awfulness of the production!

by Anonymousreply 25November 27, 2021 10:38 PM

I'm Charleton Heston who insisted his character die at the end.

by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2021 5:01 AM

I'm it's twin 1974 mega hit movie, "The Towering Inferno". I make the bake coined in "Shake n Bake".

by Anonymousreply 27November 28, 2021 5:17 AM

I'm Lorne Greene who was only 7 years older than his daughter Ava Gardner.

by Anonymousreply 28November 28, 2021 5:21 AM

I'm the building where they had to lower the people down the staircase in a chair. (odd I didn't have a second staircase somewhere.)

by Anonymousreply 29November 28, 2021 5:22 AM

I'm the extra who dies with glass impaling my face.

by Anonymousreply 30November 28, 2021 2:36 PM

I'm Victoria Principal's afro.

by Anonymousreply 31November 28, 2021 3:07 PM

I'm Walter Matuschanskayasky, the actor's name Matthau used for the closing credits for the scenes from R18.

by Anonymousreply 32November 28, 2021 3:22 PM

I'm George Kennedy, on loan from the Airport movies.

by Anonymousreply 33July 1, 2022 4:49 AM

I'm the Capital Records Building, destroyed in more movies than the world trade center!

by Anonymousreply 34July 1, 2022 4:58 AM

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